Kev's description of an awards show:

"Thanks to (God, the fans, my mother, my record label)...blah, blah, blah
...(obligatory AIDS comment, drunken swearing)...Good night!"

[band playing one song with no monitors]
     
Repeat ad nauseum
 
But if you really want to check it out, here's the Boston Music Awards home page... See if you can spot the typo on the very first page! See if they ever fix it! This page also features the most annoying use of JavaScript I've ever seen!